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Eragon ParodyEragon's Crossdresser Day.
(Eragon walks out carrying a bow)
Eragon: Halt, though foul beast!
(Eragon points at a deer)
Deer: Uh, eek?
Eragone afraid! I kill you!
(Eragon shoots arrow and is shocked as a human gets out of the deer costumeand catches the arrow.)
(Eragon continues to cry like a baby until Saphira lands on the ground.)
Saphira: Like, roar. Whatcha doin'?
Eragon: Crying, okay?
Saphira: Look,it's Murtagh.
(Murtagh skips into view.)
Murtagh:Hey, Eragon. I got a job at Hot Topic since I'm so totally emo! Wanna go shopping?
(suddenly , Galbatorix skips into view.)
Galbatorix:Can I go shopping, too?
(They arrive at Dots.)
Galbatorix: Murtagh, this dress would look so chic on you!
(Galbatorix holds up a hot pink mini dress)
Murtagh:I don't know. I like black better. Do you think they have a long black dress, like with a slit fot my leg?
Cashier: I've got just the thing!
(Cashier holds up Murtagh's dream dress.)
Murtagh: Yay!! How much i
The Feeling of a LifetimeThe Feeling of a Lifetime
Songs and dancing and costumes and lights.
Giggling and drinking and staging fake fights.
On the first day so simple.
And then the second day
The simplicity along with my breath is taken away.
The magnificence of it all.
This is the feeling of a lifetime.
Is this the wrong or the right time
To tell you just how I know I feel.
Is this fake or is it real.
Do you have to go?
Do I even wanna know?
But youd better know its true that I am gonna miss you.
Im all smiles, shaking hands and giggling.
But Im hiding the tears that want to escape from me.
I am gonna miss you.
And you gotta promise this young heart thumping in this avid dreamer
That someday youre all gonna come back and see her
When shes up singing on the stage searching for your face in the crowd.
And Ill be wondering if my voice is heard.
And this is the feeling of a lifetime
Is it wrong or am I right this time?
Cause I believe youll be back again.
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